Everything I Learned In Film School In Under 3 Minutes

 "Some people are gonna want to be Tarantino a little too much. And then you'll find other people who wanna be Altman a little too much. No one will ever wanna be Michael Bay."

Comedian Mikey Gleason imparts the wisdom gained from film school in 3 minutes.

Mildly amusing, but even at 3 1/2 minutes, it's too long. 

Do people really make it out of film school only having made two short films?